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*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
I’d die
(Source: marauderspygmypuff)
(Source: orookayasu)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
(Source: nosdrinker)
do you ever keyboard smash
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
(Source: jaunepois)
dw meme: two quotes — rose’s monologue in army of ghosts
Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. For the first nineteen years of my life nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not ever.
And then I met a man called The Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.
That’s what I thought. But then came the army of ghosts, then came Torchwood and the war. And that’s when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.
Walt Disney with Harriet Burns, the first woman hired by Walt Disney Imagineering
Look guys I don’t watch Hannibal I just have one question.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WILL GRAHAM’S DESIGN?
LIKE WHAT DID HE DESIGN THAT IS SO DAMN SPECTACULAR?
there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars
unless that one person is me
1. He forgot to post it anonymously
2. He sent it to himself.
3. He’s correcting his own grammar.
4. His correction is wrong.
5. He spelled grammar wrong.
6. He’s insulting his own blog.
7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.
(Source: internet-thug)
